PHOTO OF THE DAY: Guess who

23 Apr

Guess who.

TRENDING TALES BY TORCHLIGHT vol. 88

22 Apr

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY PICTURES TIME

 

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TRENDING TALES BY TORCHLIGHT vol. 87

17 Mar

USHER IN THE NEW WEEK WITH LAUGHTER

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HAVE A GREAT WEEK FOLKS

TRENDING TALES BY TORCHLIGHT vol. 86

5 Mar

NAIJA AND ITS ISSUES. TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO VIEW OUR FUNNY PICTURES AND BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY: Did you drink any of these?

25 Feb

I drank all. I still miss Crush and Krest :( :’(

LOVE AND PROSE. episode 1

24 Feb

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It’s been two days now, and I’m still horrified about everything that has happened. I have always thought myself to be a smart, conscious, careful and overly perfect young man.

Or so I thought.

I don’t know how I can make amends.  I may have lost the love of my life, my darling Nkiruka.

Before I go on about my pain, permit me to expatiate the root cause of it; the how and the whys. Then maybe you will be able to help me out of my dilemma.

I’m not a man of many words so I will try to express myself as best as I can in other for you to understand me, or better still, put yourself in my shoes. Continue reading

TRENDING TALES BY TORCHLIGHT vol. 85

22 Feb

WE ARE BACK!!!

This is the part someone throws confetti in the air, one girl faints and hysteria grips the populace. Yes, TTBT is back and reloaded with commentary and the funniest pictures living in cyber space.

First lets deal with the latest gist making front page news

 

*GEJ suspends Sanusi for financial impropriety. When students of history and political science commence study of our present political terrain, they’ll mark this singular act as the last straw that paralyzed GEJ’s administration.

 

 

*Facebook buys Whatsapp for $16 billion. Here are a few facts about the Whatsapp deal and Whatsapp in general that you probably didn’t know before today:

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JAN KOUM (LEFT) AND BRAIN ACTION (RIGHT)

A. Whatsapp was founded by Jan Koum and Brain Action

B. In 2009, Brain Action applied for a job in Facebook and was turned down.

C. Whatsapp had 55 employees before the deal (including the founders)

D. The deal has created 2 billionaires and 53 millionaires.

E. Jan Koum and Brain Action grew up in poverty therefore their story is one of the first rags to riches story in Silicon Valley.

 

 

*Michael Freesoul works on another design expected to achieve and surpass the ‘my oga at the top’ fame.

 

 

* OMOMI app launched

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Omomi is an app to guide pregnant women and new mothers as they care for their little ones. Innovative and awesome yeah? ỌMỌMI is designed with the child in mind. It is the 1st app worldwide that covers all of the WHO childhood survival strategies. This easy-to-use mobile application will help mothers keep their children healthy. The app will ensure that parents can easily monitor their children’s growth, remember routine immunization visits, as well as handle some common childhood ailments like diarrhoea. The app also has a GPS locator of the nearest hospital or health facility in case of emergencies, and provides a repository of child health information, including vital tips on breast feeding. In addition the mothers community section of ỌMỌMI will provide a safe and secure platform for mothers to interact. Follow the link to download the app from google playstore https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mobicure.omomi

 

 

ENOUGH STORY. LET’S GET INTO THE JUICY PART. 

PICTURES, PICTURES AND EVEN MORE PICTURES

 

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TRENDING TALES BY TORCHLIGHT vol. 84

25 Jan

WARNING: YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LAUGHTER SO LAUGH RESPONSIBLY…

 

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TRENDING TALES BY TORCHLIGHT vol. 83

17 Jan

WARNING: YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR LAUGHTER SO LAUGH RESPONSIBLY…

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LORD OF THE FARTS

8 Jan

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Pen on paper, stylus on tablet, or what you will…

 

Lord of the Farts

 

The night was unusually dark or maybe that was his imagination. Anfo snuggled deeper into his jacket, shivering despite the heat, feeling naked though fully clothed, rethinking all his life’s choices, wondering how he got this far. There was nowhere to go from here but forward. He prayed for the best, irony not lost on him. He was about to join a cult. Or die. Whichever way the pendulum swung.

 

Deep in the solar plexus of each civilization, at the sinoatrial node of every population, is an ancient, non racial clan very few know of. They control the cosmos; they play god with the lives of men and watch as their nefarious ploys play out. They are not the Fates. They are not gods. They are men. Like over 7 billion people, Anfo was unaware of their existence barely three weeks ago. And now he was on his way to becoming a member of this elite group.

 

He had only recently begun to hear the rumors, preposterous they seemed, that all secrets, this included, were saved as farts. Yes. Farts. No one knew the method of conversion from word to thought to fart and vice versa. Except probably those lords. Anfo believed he would find out soon enough. At first he, like you, was an unbeliever. But haven’t you ever wondered how you come to know some things without knowing exactly how you came about such knowledge? Or an ingenious idea you thought came from the gods was suddenly being implemented by someone else? Or how secrets get wiki  leaked even when no one spoke? The truth is every time you fart, you let something go. Many times it is something mundane like how many times you brush your teeth in a day (or don’t). At other times it could be the difference between life and death. Depends on when you fart. Simple.

 

Anfo was not a derelict. In fact he was a well placed politician. Obviously his name has been changed to protect his identity, and his office shall not be stated. He was rich and he was powerful, and then he had a secret. One of his aides who had been in the game long before Anfo could recite his ABCs had introduced him to the Lords for they had turned the age old mystery into a business venture. They traded in the highest currency. Not pounds, not dollars but secrets. People paid heavily to have their secrets kept, others came to buy. It was a mystery in and of itself how the order was kept. Then again an organization of this sort couldn’t stand without a set of rules. Punishment was severe. One of the overly ambitious junior lords called Ahem had broken the code; he was never heard from again. It was his very demise that had opened this window of opportunity to Anfo for Ahem needed to be replaced.

 

Anfo still remembered the first time he had come. “Woman-man” a low level lord had called him staring with eyes that seemed turned into his head, and at the same time to physically wrench Anfo’s gut. He’d tried to look away but was somehow unable. He had later learnt his name was Ictgyo. Anfo did not wish to see him again. Everything after that was a blur. All he could remember was a big fuss about his being a hermaphrodite and whispers about his suitability. He was able to deduce that hermaphrodites are highly desirable in those worlds because their chi was considered balanced, not unduly influenced by male or female essence. Anfo had never been so glad to be a hermaphrodite, he thought of all the money he could make. To hell with politics. He knew he couldn’t combine both, but he could easily settle for being a godfather. He again thought of all the money he could make and smiled to keep himself calm. He knew he would have to prove himself worthy. He prayed again not out of faith but perfunctorily. He didn’t have a soul, or maybe it was still in there somewhere but he knew it wouldn’t survive tonight at any rate. He recited the only preparation he had been able to obtain….

 

“Careful when you fart, Careful when you fart….”

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